Posté le Mercredi 14 mai 2008 par lagrette
10. YOU REFINE HEROIN FOR A LIVING, BUT YOU HAVE A MORAL
OBJECTION TO BEER.
9. YOU OWN A $300 MACHINE GUN AND A $5,000 ROCKET LAUNCHER,
BUT YOU CAN’T AFFORD SHOES.
8. YOU THINK VESTS COME IN 2 STYLES; BULLET PROOF AND SUICIDE.
7. YOU HAVE MORE WIVES THAN TEETH.
6. YOU CAN’T THINK OF ANYONE YOU HAVEN’T DECLARED JIHAD
AGAINST.
5. YOU CONSIDER TELEVISION DANGEROUS, BUT ROUTINELY CARRY
AMMUNITION IN YOUR ROBE.
4. YOU’VE BEEN ASKED, “DOES THIS BURKA MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?”
3. YOU WERE AMAZED TO DISCOVER THAT CELL PHONES HAVE USES
OTHER THAN SETTING OFF ROADSIDE BOMBS.
2. A COMMON COMPLIMENT IS, “I LOVE WHAT YOU’VE DONE WITH
YOUR CAVE.”
AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY TO TELL IF YOU MIGHT BE A MEMBER OF THE
TALIBAN…
1. YOU WIPE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR BARE HAND, BUT CONSIDER
BACON UNCLEAN.
